InB4TheLock

Dynatrap works great for skeeters and a lot of moths.  Thermacell seems to ward off the remainder of mosquitos really well.  But I just can't seem to make the gnats go away.  The shit that you hook to the end of your garden hose maybe works okay for a day or two, but then they're back in force, and I'm not sure if I want to dump that much stuff onto the ground twice a week.  

Have there been any breakthroughs that don't involve just nuking the area from orbit?

Have you tried taking a shower?  

Have you tossed the overripe bananas?

No on the shower, need more info on the bananas.

Also, KBS, while overrated, is a fine "have to spend a beautiful sunny day doing work stuff in my basement" beer.

No gnat problem in Texas, just sayin.

Skeeters are not bad either.

Got a ton of Messicans tho.