InB4TheLock

... and I'm on my way to get my test.
I haven't really had much contact with him but since I'm a caregiver I need to make sure. 
Feckinglems!

Vibes bro. I know you're healthy and strong, virile and thick in the meat, a provider and essential ensurer that our species will survive. They will demand you mate with a million women, and you'll do that twice, two at a time just to make sure. But the part where you're a caregiver is troubling. Hope you test positive and keep things as hygenic as you can until you're in the clear.

It's affected the water supply.

Dago was right. We're doomed. *breaaathe* DOOOOOoooooommmmmmed!!!!

Mine came up negative, thank God

My employee was just about ready to come back to work when he texted me that he quit.
I texted him back and asked him what he was going to do for money. He replied "nothing, but I was told I can file Corona unemployment"

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Idiot just bought a house, too.... I guess that will be swapped out for a cardboard box.

It's just how they are now.

Did he get the Rona-bux?

The Dept of Labor will call when he applies and will want me to send them the quitting message he sent me.
I can't imagine he will get unemployment...hell, I paid him while he was out sick, up to the hour he quit.

Good. Fuck him.