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I was drooling over this on the Springfield website and noticed this little gem in the description.

Quote:7.62 NATO power in a package this small was previously unthinkable, but this ultra-modern rifle will have you believing the extraordinary — like how millennials believe avocados are actual food.

I got a pretty good chuckle out of that.

This will be a retirement present to myself, when I move out of this fucktard of a state. They're banned in MD.

What's wrong with avocados? As long as you recognize that half of one isn't a "lunch", I mean. Grown men who decide that a yogurt cup or a part of a piece of fruit is a meal probably need to get off their asses and move around a bit.

(05-14-2020, 12:04 PM)Trub Lou Wrote: [ -> ]What's wrong with avocados?  As long as you recognize that half of one isn't a "lunch", I mean.  Grown men who decide that a yogurt cup or a part of a piece of fruit is a meal probably need to get off their asses and move around a bit.

I think your man bun is too tight.

(05-14-2020, 01:09 AM)Stank Delicious Wrote: [ -> ]I was drooling over this on the Springfield website and noticed this little gem in the description.

Quote:7.62 NATO power in a package this small was previously unthinkable, but this ultra-modern rifle will have you believing the extraordinary — like how millennials believe avocados are actual food.

I got a pretty good chuckle out of that.

This will be a retirement present to myself, when I move out of this fucktard of a state. They're banned in MD.

I love the one with the wooden stock!

$2200 or so and it can be yours!