InB4TheLock

Whipping my ass for over 24 hours. Sudden onset, projectile vom till I was just bringing up bile. Started drinking water so I could at least toss up something.

The the fun changed to gut cramps and blowing pure hot magma from my ass every 30-45 min all night. 

Now it's just constant nausea and my abs feel like I went and lost 3 rounds to donkey kicks. 

Reading online that this shit is making the rounds and it's much worse than the normal strain. I can attest.

VARIANT!

Hydrate brother. Prayers from an Iowan with a Texas state of mind!!!

Shoulda taken those 7 boosters!

Less nausea today but you just can't trust a fart here.

Norovirus? Whatever it is doesn't sound fun.

Guy I know in his 70s said he was 8 days recovering from norovirus the past week. Nasty stuff.

Solid shits finally. Actually compacted from the anti-shit meds.

I can't win.

Shitty.

Eat up!! Hydrate! Bourbon weekend!!!