InB4TheLock

Quote:Sex workers offer to limit customers to two positions which 'minimise the risk of transmitting coronavirus' to enable brothels to end lockdown in Switzerland

Unions wreck errything, man. 

Quote:The plan to reopen the industry, prepared by the organisation ProKoRe, suggests that sex positions which allow for a safe distance between faces, such as 'doggy style' and 'reverse cowgirl', are advisable.

Titt-ay fans hit hard over this. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...tions.html

I seriously thought this was going to be an Onion or BabylonBee article.

Kriescher did a bit about this in his latest special about him and his wife practicing safe sex, he meant doggy style so he didn't get sick. was funny

Demolition man is getting more real by the minute.

Put another log on the fire!